Since the termination of my IPP partnership with Dave synched up so suicidally with the two day pilot shoot and cut for my breakfast collaboration with Robert, I have not slept for an increment longer than 2 hours in the last 3 days, vaulting my disappointment from soul crushing to bone crushing. By the way, those increments, there were three of them.
Anyway, in light of the fact that I can't think of anything other than sleep, I am submitting a list of things that help me sleep for your sleeping enjoyment. (In no particular order)
1. Crackily Talk Radio- even arguments, those pops and cracks are like someone opened up a NyQuil capsule and dumped it into my ears.
2. Crackily Talk Radio when there's a British person on the other end. AMAZING- it takes every ounce of self restraint not to tape wax paper over my ears in Chris Petty's class and enjoy a live hits derby of snoozing.
3. Shopping Channel. Preferably jewelry, the skin product representatives are a little uppity.
4. Chef Michael Smith- He's at home, he's cooking without a recipe, and his voice patterns are so sleep-inducingly predictable that I can't even stay awake to watch him dump his half hour of culinary excellence onto his 4 year old son- darn.
5. Caffeinated beverages- perhaps I am so apt to defiance that each of my cells react the complete opposite way out of principle.
Happy sleeping fellow miserables!
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